Amazon Shoppable ads made me throw my remote at my cat.
Obviously I missed because I wasn’t aiming at the cat.
A shopable ad appeared on my screen and there is no way I trust what is going to happen after that button is pressed.
My sub-conscious reacted by throwing the remote away like some kind of diseased-urchin-hot-potato, lest I accidently press the button.
I will never buy from my tv
My cat then walked over and sat down on the remote and began grooming his paw.
I now have a 12 pack of Dreamies cat treats in my basket.
This is the 4th time this week I have been outsmarted by my cat.
I wont ever press that button though, no matter how many Dremies it costs me.
